The Books

Okay, so I reported a while back that this writer, Darynda Jones, contacted me and wanted to write a book about my life, right? Well, after a ridiculous parade of interviews (that girl pries), she has done just that. More than once. Apparently there are a few of books out with more on the way. I haven’t actually read any of them, but I’m sure she has portrayed me at least semi-accurately. (Again, she pries like there’s no tomorrow. Can you say cavity search?)